Things that are great about my new job:
1. Regular pay checks- being a sub means never knowing how much you are going to work. I'm incredibly excited to have a regular schedule and therefore a regular paycheck
2. Benefits- In 90 days I'll be able to get sick again. (Actually, I could probably get sick now, because my wonderful and generous parents have been paying for my health insurance, but still)
3. Retirement- I want to retire now, but it turns out you have to save money and work for awhile before you can do that.
4. No parents, paperwork, or politics- As a teacher I loved teaching but hated dealing with parents, paperwork, and school politics. While I'll still be working in a school I won't have to deal with that business anymore
5. Paid holidays- 'nuff said.
6. And last. NO MORE SUBBING
When I started this blog, (side note- I hate the word blog) it was to keep me sane while I was subbing. Even though I won't be subbing anymore I'll still be writing. Because I like it and because it's always good to look on the bright side.
Let me preface this week's hot jam by saying I was a totally weird kid. (See Example 1.)
Example 1 |
When I was maybe 7 or 8 years old (about the time example 1 was taken) if you asked me what my favorite song was, I would have said Red Rubber Ball. While it sounds like something performed by Raffi, it was actually written by Paul Simon for the 1960's pop-rock band, The Cyrkle. My parents always listened to the oldies station when I was growing up, so that's what I listened to too. (In fact, I still listen to the oldies stations.) And I really loved nothing more than when this mid-1960's hit played. It was written by Paul Simon and made it to #2 on the Billboard Hot 100. Not that any of that mattered, even as a kid I thought it was cool/weird that they compared the sun to a red rubber ball and said there were more starfish in the sea rather than just fish.
Fun Fact: The unusual spelling of their name was suggested by John Lennon
Fun Fact #2: Tom Dawes and Dan Dannemann (seriously?), The Cyrkle's lead singers, went on to head their own advertising agency. Tom Dawes was the writer behind the famous Alka Selzter jingle, "Plop Plop Fizz Fizz"
More of a ska fan? Streetlight Manifesto did a fun cover of Red Rubber Ball on their album 99 Songs of Revolution
So brilliant! I'm so happy for you. You're going to be the cutest library assistant ever- and you won't have to fill out office referrals! (And hell yeah on "Red Rubber Ball"! Love that jam... I don't know if it can be called a jam, but still. God, I miss the 60's... wait, what? Aaaaand, I officially sound insane. Bye.)
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